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fuckit-impaidd:

nigga started contemplating life after that

Bruh, every time.

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morphinginthepuhsea:

i saw “back titties” and made an ugly laugh.

very ugly laugh.

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aintnohallabackgirl:

i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN

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kevdied:

goodbye

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